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Monk philosiphy.
"I'm looking for a small pebble. It's about the size of
a ...small pebble"
"This place is like a feng shui nightmare!"
Monk: "But it's even!"
Teacher: "But it's mixed!"
Monk: "But it's even!"
Monk: "Maybe I should go talk to that student over there that the bullies are picking on."
Sharona: "Oh, I don't know -- what would you say?"
Monk: "That things will get worse.
Gail: "Well enjoy it because that bath is costing me ninety five dollars!"
Adrian: "Kay... thank you."
Monk: "Dolly? Dolly Flint! They're all fakes!
You gotta be a little sceptical, Sharona! Otherwise you end up
believing in
everything - UFOS, elves - income tax rebates!"
Sharona: "Do you have your hopes up?"
Monk: "Of course, that's what hopes are for."
Shaking Monk's hand
Monk: "No, no, no - bathroom! Bathroom! I - I - I need a wash...!"
Sharona: "Just try upstairs! Try upstairs!"
Monk: "Did you see that? It was a two-hander!"
Monk talks about Trudy
"I guess I had the opposite reaction. I haven't thrown anything
of Trudy's away. Not even a hairbrush, not even a - hair
from a hairbrush..."
Monk (pointing to picture of Trudy): "There's my girl!"
Sharona: "She looks happy!"
Monk: "Yeah, that was before she met me!"
Solving the case
"I'm as sure as I can be without any - you know - proof!
Monk: "I'm not good at parties!"
Sharona: "It's not a party! It's a memorial service.
Commissioner: "You're in my way!"
Monk: "That's right - I am!"
Commissioner: "I have nothing to say!"
Monk: "That's quite alright, sir, you've said enough!"
Sharona: "Adrian, are you ok? It's all over."
Adrian glances up briefly, then resumes wiping: "I'm gonna need a broom."
Monk on Traveling
" Monk: "I can't go to Mexico!"
Sharona: "Why not?"
Monk: "It's not here!"
Monk: "What am I going to eat and drink?"
Sharona: "Adrian, they have food and water in Mexico!"
Monk: "Answer the question! What am I going to eat and drink?"
Sharona: "How long can you go without drinking?"
Monk: "What's the record?"
What others think about the detective
Monk: "(Sigh) I think I’ll go back to the room!"
Sharona: "Yeah, you don’t want to burn! You’ve been out here for what – ten minutes?"
Sharona: "I'll let you drive when hell freezes over. Wait..not even then. I don't want you driving on the ice."
Sharona: "I know money doesn't count on Planet Monk!"
Coach: "You can run, but you can't hide!"
Monk: "Oh, I most certainly can hide -- can't I, Sharona?"
Sharona: "Oh, nobody hides like you, boss."
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